what makes guardians of the galaxy so good is that they’re mostly assholes and fully acknowledge that

everytime there’s supposed to be a sweet or dramatic moment

they ruin it

because they’re assholes

House phone: *rings*
Me: nah


life would be so much more interesting with background music


today i was running late for school and i was sprinting down the street to make it on time and suddenly i turned to my left and my history teacher was running as well and he just screamed to me THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EXERCISED IN 18 YEARS


i love how i went from “lol xDDDD ill type how i liek xD rawr” to “Text talk is stupid. I’m never going to typo ever again in my whole life~” to “r u fuckin srs rn i dont have time 4 this shit”

Identifying victims of violent crime as “prostitutes” has a distancing effect: it makes “normal” women feel safe. This good girl/bad girl binary interacts with the normal man/client binary to create “extraordinary” circumstances within which this violence can occur. Arguably, when “good” women are murdered by men, this creates a threat to all women and a woman’s place/space of work or how outside of normalised sexual activities she steps is no longer relevant […]

The term “prostitute” does not simply mean a person who sells her or his sexual labour (although rarely used to describe men in sex work), but brings with it layers of “knowledge” about her worth, drug status, childhood, integrity, personal hygiene and sexual health. When the media refers to a woman as a prostitute, or when such a story remains on the news cycle for only a day, it is not done in isolation, but in the context of this complex history.


i wanna be a walking plastic surgery disaster so bad


stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?


Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.


how the hell was ghandi racist



  • In response to his arrest in South Africa, he was quoted as saying: “We were marched off to a prison intended for K***irs… We could understand not being classed with whites, but to be placed on the same level as the Natives seemed too much to put up with. K***irs are as a rule uncivilized.”
  • In regards to the Holocaust, he said that “the Jews of Germany made the mistake of submitting to Hitler”, going on to then say that [“The Jews”] should have committed mass suicide.  Also, he wrote a letter to Hitler that started with the words “My friend”.
  • He was a pedophile who molested his grand-nieces  (He also forced one of these nieces to walk through a jungle that was known to harbor rapists, just so that she could retrieve a pumice stone that he wanted to use on his feet. When she returned in tears, he laughed and said “If some ruffian had carried you off and you had met your death courageously, my heart would have danced with joy.”)

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