kati-land!

thinkonyoursins:

There is always that annoying family of 12 that walk into the theater at the last second

parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
me: what do you wanna know

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i need a gang to follow me around all day and clap when i make jokes

pastel-cutie:

I strongly encourage all of you to wear whatever the hell is going to make you feel good about yourself 

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

gunz4hands:

new school year

did you mean:

image

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

franklycats:

Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish